BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump resumed his war with the New York Times after a brief truce following last week’s upset victory over Hillary Clinton. He continued to call them extremely bias and accusing their staff of refusing to be fair and objective. The newspaper is now claiming that foreign leaders are struggling to reach him. When Trump responded by saying that he had already spoken to Russia, U.K., China, Saudi Arabia, and Japan plus many more, the NY Times then criticized him for not speaking to leaders of other countries in their native languages.