BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s shocking appearance since she made her concession speech after her stunning loss to Donald Trump, has her supporters concerned. Because her hair wasn’t styled and she wasn’t wearing any make-up, many people who were attending the Children’s Defense Fund gala, later stated that she looked like “death warmed over”. A spokesman for Hillary has also anonymously acknowledged that half of the Secret Service who have been protecting her for years, have now been replaced with coroners, morticians, and the grim reaper.