BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Congressional Black Caucus is now encouraging President Obama to order his staff to vandalize the White House before they permanently leave. In a written letter they stated, “We are against Donald Trump and everything he stands for. To garnish international attention to our cause, drastic measures should be taken, and we strongly believe that the White House should be treated as if it were like any other building/business in the Ferguson riots.” President Obama would neither deny or confirm that he would honor the request from the CBC, but he did tell the local fire department that their employees may soon be seen around the globe.
