BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden weighs in on Donald Trump’s focus on Bill Clinton’s affairs. “Yes Bill is a serial womanizer” began Biden. “But if Donald Trump get’s elected, I think he’ll run around on his wife too, even though Melani is obviously a very classy lady. However, considering who Bill is married to, at least he has a legit reason for his perpetual adultery.”