BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Even Hillary Clinton’s dedicated staff think she may be reaching too far in order get the “science fiction” vote. Her newest pair of sunglasses that she’s wearing is designed to appeal to fans of “The Matrix” franchise. Clinton also planned on having her ears surgically altered to be pointed like Mr. Spock’s was on Star Trek, but her staff felt there isn’t enough time before the election to teach her to be “logical”.
