BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton blames white people in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan for causing Hillary Clinton to lose the election last November. “Those people are nothing but a bunch of bigots, and that’s the only reason why they voted for Donald Trump”, he stated. But when asked if that’s true, why did these exact same white people vote for President Obama in 2012, he paused before responding. “It’s because they held some massive secret interstate meetings, and it then became a Caucasian team effort to suppress their racism four years ago to throw us off. But once they realized it was too difficult to hide their true feelings toward blacks and other minorities, they collectively decided to remove their masks, and Hillary Clinton was the innocent victim of their out of control wrath!”
