BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now blaming liberal networks, MSNBC and CNN for her 2016 loss to President Trump. “They kept on insulting republicans and conservatives, which prompted them to rally their base and vote against me. Idiots like Joy Reid and Jim Acosta are directly responsible. ‘Yes’ I called Trump supporters ‘deplorables’, but that was a one time thing. Morons like Reid and Acosta did it night after night, getting more voters mad at me. Anytime I think about those two, my nerves become so frayed and my stomach churns so much, that I have to take a couple of Valium and Xanax, washing them down with an entire bottle of Pepto-Bismol and a glass of Chardonnay.”