BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – A local psychic Madam Gabriella, gives her predictions on what will happen if President Obama is reelected in November.
1. On April 12, 2013 President Obama will have the Fox News station in New York City torn down, with everyone in it.
2. On July 15, 2014 the statue of President Lincoln at the Lincoln Memorial will be removed and replaced with a statue of Muhammad.
3. On October 3, 2015 President Obama will introduce a bill that makes it a felony if anyone ever calls him a socialist, with the penalty being up to ten years in prison, and the forfeiture of all their property and money to the government.
4. On January 16, 2016 President Obama will get a law passed mandating that people who make over $250,000.00 a year must have at least two homeless people living with them at all times.
5. On February 2, of 2015 Hillary Clinton announces that she is running for president, and by the end of the day, she’s on a suicide watch after Michelle Obama announces that she’s running too.
6. On November 2, 2016 Paramount Pictures will announce that they will begin filming a movie based on Joe Biden’s performance as Vice President, referring to it as a remake of the movie, “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”.