BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The man who oversaw the controversial CIA interrogation program defended the use of the techniques used on militants — including waterboarding — and said members of Congress, including Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, were “fully aware” of the methods used. “She never objected to the techniques at all,” Jose Rodriguez, former director of the CIA’s National Clandestine Service, said on “Fox News Sunday.” “All of these techniques were approved by the lawyers.” He then calmly stated, “That if any of the militants had the same amount of Botox injected in their faces as Nancy Pelosi before they were apprehended, we never would’ve waterboarded them, because it would be impossible to determine their level of discomfort on an expressionless face.”