BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As she loses ground in Iowa and New Hampshire, Hillary Clinton is now sharpening her attacks on Bernie Sanders – and even her criticism of the Obama administration – as polls show her losing ground to her closest primary rival in key states. An unnamed person in her election staff stated that she if this trend continues, she plans on playing the gender card in the near future, encouraging women to never vote for any black man, or any rickety old white man.
