BREAKING NEWS – Fairfax, Virginia – President Obama speaks at a town hall meeting with CNN’s Anderson Cooper on reducing gun violence at George Mason University. “The simplest and most effective resolution in my opinion, is to have gun manufacturers reduce the velocity of bullets by 90%. This gives ‘would-be-victims’ an opportunity to duck and dodge the projectiles, or even swat them out of the air. I have contacted bullet manufacturers, and they have made it clear to me that they will not consider my suggestion to make their product out of something nonlethal, such as cotton balls. But I guess their position should be expected in a capitalistic society fueled by greed, rather than compassion and common sense.”
