BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – The FBI has announced that they have now began a second investigation involving Hillary Clinton. According to report, Clinton was photographed with a crazed expression on her face, punching Madeline Albright in the face and then pushing her down a flight of stairs. An unnamed source in her campaign stated that Clinton blamed Albright for her tactic to getting women to vote for her in New Hampshire, as the reason she suffered an embarrassing loss to Bernie Sanders. According to cell phone footage, as Albright was tumbling down the stairs, Clinton shouted, “You’re lucky we weren’t near a freakin’ elevator shaft!”
