BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – The Rev. Jesse Jackson has apparently acknowledged that Hillary Clinton broke federal laws and now says that President Obama should preemptively pardon the Democratic presidential nominee for any crimes she may have committed. “Secretary Clinton has not been legally accused, indicted, tried or convicted of anything,” he said. “It would be a monumental, moral and political mistake to pursue the prosecution of Hillary Clinton.” When he was asked why he never requested a pardon for his son that spent 30 months in prison for federal crimes, he responded, “The answer is simple. My son does not have the kind of money Hillary is paying me to publicly humiliate myself, by making such an idiotic request.”
