BREAKING NEWS – Rancho Palos Verdes, California – At Recode’s Code Conference in an hour-long question-and-answer event, Hillary Clinton blamed everyone for losing the election… except herself. She blamed the Russians, James Comey, the New York Times, and she said the DNC was “bankrupt” because she “inherited nothing” from them. As her anger intensified, she began piling on. “Others who are responsible for my loss is Saturday Night Live for not having funnier skits about Trump, President Obama for not showing any remorse for beating me in 2008, and that idiot pilot that landed his plane in Arizona, which allowed an ill-advised meeting between that African-American Munchkin Loretta Lynch and my whore mongering husband.”
