BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After viewing some of former FBI Director James Comey’s notes, Congresswoman Maxine Waters, said she and her staff have deciphered a secret code from one of them that she states was written to Donald Trump. James Comey stated that it is simply some groceries his wife told him to pick up on the way home from work, but Waters is convinced that the list which was written on election night, has a hidden meaning.
It simply reads: eggs, milk, and bacon.
Waters was emphatic on what she thinks the “list” really mean as she gave a detailed explanation. “The eggs was a reference to chickens, which was a reference to KFC, which was a reference to Kentucky, letting Trump know he will win Kentucky, in which he did. The milk was in reference to the Dairy State, which is Wisconsin, so Comey was telling Trump that he would also win in Wisconsin, in which he did. But the bacon showed that Comey had to speak to Trump in a racist tone, because that’s the only thing Trump understands. Because blacks eat a lot of pork, Comey was telling him in the coded language, that blacks would not support Hillary the same way they supported Obama. Now, if you look at the election results and the exit polling, this easily proves that the conclusions I have drawn are both reasonable, accurate, and intelligent.”