BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced that she believes all confederate statues in southern states should be removed. When she was misinformed that President Trump agreed with her, she boldly stated, “This would confirm that he is nothing but a lowdown bigot! To have them removed, only shows that he is trying to destroy or cover up this country’s racist past! The statues must remain where they are at all cost! And I have no doubt that every reasonably intelligent person agrees with me!”