BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democrats are on edge over Hillary Clinton’s forthcoming book that is likely to dredge up the controversies surrounding her 2016 defeat to President Trump, just as the out-of-power party is trying to “move on” and chart a course back to the majority. Bloomberg reports that Democrats are privately concerned that Clinton’s book will help President Trump, by fueling his case that Democrats are going after him because they’re bitter. Many of them began commenting on the upcoming book.
Senator Chuck Schumer – “She’s stupid and no one likes her.”
Nancy Pelosi – “If I bought the book, I’d hit her in the back of the head with it!”
Bill Clinton – “This is reason 482 on why I don’t sleep with her.”