BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Maxine Waters blames President Trump for indirectly encouraging the three UCLA basketball players to shoplift while they were in China. “The real reason why the players were stealing, is due to the inspiration of Donald Trump”, she began. “Because he is always talking about China’s unfair trading practices with the United States, those college athletes went over there with the sole purpose of settling the score by stealing some of their products, hoping it would severely damage their economy! He used them as pawns, that’s why I say, impeach 45!”