BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now accusing every network covering the 2016 election, as homophobic and sexist. “It was an insensitive way to get ratings,” explained the former Secretary of State. “They all knew that women and gay people will cry at the drop of a hat, and that’s the real reason why they focused on many of their teary-eyed faces, just to make me appear to be even more pathetic than I actually am. I am also convinced that all of the camera people from every network at the Javits Center, were either republicans, or former employees at Fox News.”
