BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now saying that she never called Donald Trump to concede the race on election night, thus according to her, she didn’t officially lose and he is not the president. “Huma Abedin called him, and did a dead-on impersonation of me, and that idiot Donald Trump fell for the prank,” explained Clinton. “I wanted to inform him at the Inauguration that he didn’t win, but like the coward that he is, he got sworn in quickly to avoid me making a fool out of him. The proper thing to do at this point, is to have a special election this November during the mid-terms, in which Trump and I go head-to-head again, but only competing for the states that I lost.”