BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – San Francisco’s decrepit, feces-ridden sidewalks are the residents’ No. 1 complaint — so the city’s newly elected mayor is creating a new clean up patrol to deal with “No. 2.” The California city, which has been battling increasing homelessness over the last couple of years, launched a new pilot program called the “Poop Patrol,” which is set to scour targeted neighborhoods looking for human waste. “This shows that Donald Trump isn’t the only person that knows how to create jobs”, said Mayor London Breed. “Thanks to homeless people, not only does ‘Poop Patrol’ have given unemployed citizens new careers, but several entrepreneurs have applied for business licenses for start-up fertilizer companies.”
