BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden a.k.a. “Crazy Joe”, said he is seriously considering asking Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to be his running mate if he gets the nomination in 2020. He stated at a press conference, “I know what most people think of my mindset and her’s, and collectively our personalities, along with some of the things we have said in this past, will bring more attention to badly needed reform in this country, at mental health facilities.”