BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The latest Big Government proposal from Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Sen. Bernie Sanders calls for dramatically expanding the financial services provided by the U.S. Postal Service. Under the plan, local post offices would provide the public access to financial services such as ATMs, paycheck-cashing, low-interest loans, savings and checking accounts, bill payment, electronic money transfers, and a few others. Plus mail carriers in border cities must become bilingual, so they can drive all people who has crossed the border illegally to any location requested, as long as it’s on their route.