BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Elizabeth Warren beat Bernie Sander in a progressive New Hampshire straw poll, and awkwardly, they were spotted on the same packed flight. When Sanders noticed that Warren was “farther left” then him on the plane, he immediately took action, so he could be even farther left than the Massachusetts senator. According to passengers, the last 45 minutes of the flight, Sanders sat on the wing outside Warren’s window, making a list of greedy billionaires, including the CEO of the airline.