BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi pushed back hard against President Trump’s efforts to cast New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s progressive “squad” as the face of her party, now that the fractious caucus has united to condemn the president’s racially charged tweets. “Will all due respect, let’s not waste our time on that,” Pelosi said during a Capitol press conference when asked about the president’s efforts to tie Democrats to the progressive lawmakers. “It is wrong for the President to link the entire democratic party to those four idiots,” explained Pelosi. “If I was about fifty years younger and still taking kickboxing lessons, I would know exactly how to deal with this moronic quartet, at the top step of the Capitol Building.”