BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is inserting herself into the political narrative once again because of her “bruised sense of self,” said former CIA officer and Democrat Bryan Dean Wright. Appearing on “Fox & Friends” with host Ed Henry, Wright said that the revived speculation about the failed 2016 presidential candidate’s last-minute entry in the 2020 race makes him “want to drink.” Hillary Clinton responded to Wright’s statement. “I chalk that up to ‘so what’,” the former First Lady explained. “Getting drunk isn’t anything new, because almost every Secret Service agent that was assigned to protect me, went straight to the nearest bar every day after their shift ended. And the ones that didn’t drink, went to an emotional support group after clocking out. I never understood what prompted their behavior. It must be something in the water.”
