BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden may name-drop Barack Obama every chance he gets, but it looks like the man he served as vice president under is quietly supporting a different candidate behind the scenes, according to a new report from The Hill. It appears that Barack Obama has “gone to bat” for millionaire Senator Elizabeth Warren in talks with wealthy donors who have been reluctant to support her because of her anti-Wall Street and anti-wealth rhetoric. If Warren becomes the nominee, Obama has urged these wealthy Democrats to fall in line and give her 100 percent support, not just 1/1024 percent. Obama hasn’t officially endorsed Warren and says he’ll remain neutral until the party selects their candidate, but he did say, “Bernie Sanders is too old and rickety, Biden has to raise his I.Q. considerably just to finally reach the level of an idiot, and because Warren was able to convince prestigious schools including Harvard that she’s a Native American, I think she should be clever enough to con the citizens of this nation into believing anything.”