BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After watching ESPN, Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now demanding a congressional investigation, alleging racism. “From what I have seen, black athletes in the NBA, NFL, and the MLB are being treated terrible!” she began. “The teams are making black men become ‘free’ agents, which means they are not getting paid anything to play. Also some of the black men are being traded, which is obviously human trafficking if not outright slavery. I don’t think any of this began happening until Trump was elected. I’ll bet he’s a hockey fan because he likes watching as few black athletes as possible. ESPN is probably controlled by the Russians! Re-impeach 45!”
