BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Joe Biden unwittingly boosted his late son Beau’s resumé during a CNN town hall event, alleging that Beau was U.S. Attorney General. He was half right. Beau was the Attorney General of Delaware.
“My son — the one who — my deceased son, was the Attorney General of the United States,” he proudly stated. “And before that, he was a federal prosecutor in one of the largest offices in the country in Philadelphia.” Biden seemed to go further off the rails, when he added, “Beau was also very impressive in the courtroom, and the few cases that he ever lost were against Clarence Darrow and Perry Mason.”