BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump on Wednesday insisted that he was justified in branding the coronavirus pandemic as the “Chinese Virus,” disregarding criticism that the label is racially offensive and inaccurately depicts the global nature of the disease’s threat.

“It’s not racist at all. No, not at all. It comes from China, that’s why. It comes from China. I want to be accurate,” Trump told reporters at the White House coronavirus task force’s daily news briefing as he was pressed on his repeated use of the term.

Congresswoman totally disagreed with the president. “Of course referring to the disease as from China is racist,” she angrily explains. “The same thing was done to my people by white Europeans. The Black Plague which peaked in Europe from 1347 to 1351 was designed to kill off every African American in Los Angeles, Chicago, New York City, and other places that had high concentrations of my people during that time. Trump is of German descent. Which means his people were more than likely responsible for the racist Black Plague. When they couldn’t do it, they later enslaved us and denied all southern African Americans in the 1800s of participating in the NBA draft. I don’t understand why he’s still in office! He’s making my head spin! He is out to kill off all democrats! Quarantine and impeach 46!”