BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has been mocked relentlessly for suggesting that ultraviolet light could be brought “inside the body” to kill the coronavirus, but there is ongoing research to do just that.

For example, the pharmaceutical firm Aytu BioScience announced on April 20, four days before the Trump remarks, that it has signed an exclusive licensing deal with Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The center has developed and is testing a UV-A “Healight” designed to be inserted via a catheter inside the trachea to kill pathogens, including the coronavirus.

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (CA) sent an angry letter to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center threatening to revoke every doctor’s license if they are successful at curing one person per President Trump’s suggestion. “The Aytu BioScience along with those idiots at that hospital will pay a heavy price if they say lives which will increase Trump’s chances at getting reelected!” Pelosi angrily stated at a press conference. “I don’t see why both organizations can’t wait until 2024 to pursue this type of treatment, so we can continue to stack bodies nationwide, and blame it on the current administration.”