BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., told Fox News that President Biden’s hasty withdrawal strategy has left as many as 15,000 Americans outside Kabul with limited transportation resources to reach the Hamid Karzai International Airport, where the U.S. military has been sent to help with the evacuation effort.

“We hadn’t lost a single American soldier in combat in the last year,” he said. “It was working. It was working because we went there, we went there to prevent Al Qaeda from being back in full operational mode under the Taliban and to sort of keep the lid on.”

President Biden responded to McConnell’s criticism. “I shouldn’t be blamed for the 15,000 Americans being stranded in Afghanistan,” he began. “Those people should have had some idea of the real possibility that I would make some very moronic decisions while in office, so they should’ve gotten out of that country as soon President Trump left the White House. And as far as the Taliban is concerned, there are laws out there. If any American feels threatened by anyone in that organization, they should file a restraining order against them, or file a small claims lawsuit against those terrorists, and hopefully they can be rewarded damages up to $5000.00.”