BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN has sparked an online uproar with a piece saying the Biden White House is fed up with Kamala Harris and her “entrenched dysfunction and lack of focus.”

The story, which prompted top White House officials to rush to the vice president’s defense, has spawned attacks on the network as racist and sexist.

But here’s the thing: The piece is not only well-reported, it gives Harris’s side of the strained relationship in the second paragraph: “Many in the vice president’s circle fume that she’s not being adequately prepared or positioned, and instead is being sidelined.”

Harris was very blunt about the situation in a tweet.

“No white man, including the President is gonna boss me around!” stated Harris. “If he tries, I’ll say and do things that will cause a civil war or maybe even a nuclear war, either or, I don’t care! And once the public realizes that Biden has even fewer functioning memory cells than rumored, I’ll take over the White House, and openly laugh at the daily disasters, telling my critics this is my version of ‘service with a smile.’”