BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congressman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defense of President Biden raise quite a few eyebrows.

“People from both parties are constantly telling me how stupid he is, but I know there is a lot of knowledge in his brain,” she began. She then began using a hand gesture to make her point. “If I could just literally squeeze his head, I honestly believe that important information would eventually ooze out, that would benefit this nation, if not the world.”