BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The chairman of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) has reportedly considered an early exit as fears of a Republican rout in the midterms leave him vulnerable amid plummeting approval ratings for President Biden.

A report citing current and former DNC officials revealed a strained relationship between Jamie Harrison and the White House and uncertainty that he will remain in his role ahead of the midterms, which political pundits have forecast to spell disaster for Democrats.

“Sure I made a commitment, but I was mislead at the depth of the stupidity of President Biden, and his moronic staffers,” explained Harrison to NBC News. “Even though mine and the vice president’s last name aren’t exactly the same, my fear is it’s close enough to appear that we’re relatives, and people may conclude that genetically, I’m an imbecile too.”