BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre is staying mum on whether all classified documents have been recovered from President Biden or whether searches are still underway after additional documents were discovered since she assured reporters the searches were complete last week.

“You should assume it has been completed, yes,” Jean-Pierre said during a press briefing, later adding, “The search is complete. And even if they are more documents there, the President always made sure his garage door was at least halfway closed through the use of his garage door opener, before pulling off since that’s where all of the paperwork was located. So, if there are any more top secret documents in his garage including the nuclear launch codes, they are safe… for the most part.”