BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Members of President Joe Biden’s staff are concerned about Commander, Biden’s German Shepherd that bit a Secret Service officer in late September.

“Among staff, there is an emerging belief that, in the eyes of Commander, they are off limits; that the dog only has an appetite for the Secret Service,” Politico reported.

According to the White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, the dog is trained to bite anyone that it hears calling President Biden, “stupid”. She stated that so far, Commander has bitten four members of the Secret Service, and the First Lady twice.