BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Harris reacted to a number of polls showing Donald Trump was ahead of President Biden in hypothetical election match-ups, as well as in battleground states during an interview with CNN and said that they were going to have to earn their re-election.

“We’re going to have to earn our re-elect, there’s no doubt about it,” she said to CNN in a phone interview, replying to a question about the recent surveys. “But thank God for AI. On the campaign trail next year, there will be a computer generate image of me that will be at rallies all over the nation. And people will not know it’s not me, because it will programmed to make a lot of confusing statements and relentless word salads that will be spot on in highlighting my anticipated level of stupidity.”