BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton mediates a final agreement between Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The FBI makes arrest more than 100 arrests in the northeast of suspected mobsters from five […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A spokesman for Charlie Sheen states that his recent stay in the hospital was prompted on the Emmy nominated […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a bold move, the New York Stock Exchange is now offering assistance for traders struggling […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Executives and accountants at Parker Brothers now admit that the Monopoly Game has finally slipped from first, to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a more peaceful time in the recent past, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak continues to try to convince President […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Illinois Supreme Court unanimously put Rahm Emanuel back in the race for Chicago mayor after a lower court […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 5 of 5) British Jaguar Produced from 1949 – present According to the Highway Loss Data Institute, the five most […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – German Chancellor Angela Merkel, is seen getting extremely frustrated with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Sinh, after he refused to […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 4 of 5) Ford Pinto Produced from 1971 – 1980 This car had more bugs in it than a Mississippi […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Burger King and Dairy Queen are now publicly stating that they are currently receiving marriage counseling. According […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to a Hollywood insider as well as Las Vegas odds makers, the two front runners for the best […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 3 of 5) AMC Gremlin Produced from 1970 – 1978 This weird looking chopped off car was initially submitted to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Keith Olbermann announces that he is leaving MSNBC after they refused to renew his contract. MSNBC […]
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KamaBREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Seven seismologists that monitor the San Andreas Fault have been indicted for illegally charging new home builders $10,000.00 […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 2 of 5) AMC Pacer Produced from 1975 – 1980 This car looked so much like a pimple on wheels. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – According to ESPN, a group of cross-dressing men say they will continue to picket the NHRA until they give […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An appeals court in Chicago orders that Rahm Emanuel’s name be removed from the ballot to run for mayor […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 1 of 5) Chevrolet Vega Produced from 1971 – 1977 Through the Freedom of Information Act, Chevrolet eventually and reluctantly […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During his speech while in the White House, President Hu Jintao of China stated that many Chinese American citizens are […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – A plastic surgeon hired by Nike, stated that Tiger Woods agreed to have the “swish” sign permanently shaped on his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A jeweler displays an earring her store is currently marketing, designed to appeal to female suicide bombers. The store […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Teresa Scanlan, Miss Nebraska screams in pain while being crowned Miss America. Last year’s winner Caressa Cameron from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has members and supporters completely confused, regarding the organization’s plan to have prayer meetings in cities nationwide. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – A fire breaks out and completely engulfs a fertilizer factory. Fire Chief Allen R. Bradshaw stated that it’s literally […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a very intense two hour heated debate, President Obama and President Hu Jintao of China still couldn’t come […]
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BREAKING NEW – Detroit, Michigan – Ford Motor Company unveils its latest creation called the “Thinmobile”. It will be heavily marketed in the garment district […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, proudly displays a case that contains all the needles that’s been used to give […]
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U.S. & World History – The mysterious crystal skulls from South America that were discovered in the 18th century has been the subject of countless theories […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Betty Boop announces that she plans to launch her very own exclusive social networking website in the near […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Spider-Man Musical on Broadway has been postponed again, this time until March. The source of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Richard Daley announced that he will not seek re-election after running the city for 21 years. He said […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – President Felipe Calderón holds a press conference to address an unexpected problem for his country. Due to the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Because it’s already illegal to be talking on a cell phone while driving in Florida, Governor Rick Scott is […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jermaine Jackson is seen leaving the Kodak Theatre after accepting his award for the fifth straight year, on being the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – A local resident was photographed hosing down his house, after he realized that someone had broken in, and was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Corpus Christ, Texas – Local law enforcement arrest a man and charge him with using a controlled substance. Police Chief Troy Riggs […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Madison, Wisconsin – PETI (People for Ethical Treatment of Insects) has sent the Wisconsin State Attorney General J.B. Van Holen, a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan is now stating that the racism in the United States has extended to all […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boca Raton, Florida – The National Enquirer say that they now have proof that Miss Piggy from Sesame Street had an affair around […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Omaha, Nebraska – The granddaughter of Orville Redenbacher that came home intoxicated, filled a tub with popcorn and tried to bathe in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations refuses to assist in the capture of a couple, based on a warrant arrest issued […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, NY – On the floor of the NY Stock Exchange, Ashley Bouder and Andrew Veyette from the New York […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mehmood Kot, Pakistan – After acknowledging that he lives in a very high crime area, a local resident comes home and discovers […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, California – Local cocaine dealers have reported that their profits were down nearly 20% while Lindsay Lohan was in rehab. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Popeye’s new tell-all book has made the New York Times best seller list. In the book, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – Over the past two months, the price of gas worldwide has steadily climbed. OPEC has stated that they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sioux Falls, South Dakota – Attorney General Marty J. Jackley, has stated that the new aggressive policy by Bank of America to […]