BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – The ACLU files a lawsuit against a Miami school district because of an insect that was seen on campus. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Ongoing intense and frequent migraines prompts the former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to go to the hospital. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, New Jersey – According to a source from Jersey Shore, Snooki is actually getting shorter. Her doctor said this is caused […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Zhejiang, China – The Chinese government receives harsh criticism from Amnesty International and many nations worldwide after they implemented their new experimental program to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile, South America – President Sebastian Pinera and the owner of the mine in which 33 men have been trapped for […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel was seen in tears during a press conference. He began crying […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Dr. Phil’s radical new suggestion on how couples should resolve their differences that can’t afford a marriage counselor, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tijuana, Mexico – A man with a sniper rifle shows 1st and 2nd graders the basic fundamentals of the weapon. It was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A spokesman for Bishop Eddie Long, stated that when all the facts finally come out, he is confident he’ll either […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Bill Gates begins to show his frustration as he desperately tries to convince a large audience, that no matter how […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Even after thousands of complaints and several lawsuits, Bank of America maintains that they will continue to use […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After an eight month long investigation by NASA, the FBI finally arrest the man that has been regularly vandalizing […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Board of Education Superintendent Ramon Cortines stated that people committing violent acts are getting younger and younger. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kandahar, Afghanistan – Three Taliban are forced to stay after school at Terrorism College for receiving a failing grade in Roadside Bombs […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Paul McCartney states that he has finally forgiven Muhammad Ali for knocking him out, along with the other three […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After a three hour audition, “Dancing With The Stars” declined to sign Al Sharpton to appear on their show. They said […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – After an eight month study, Air Force Chief of Staff General Norton Schwartz files a complaint with the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After years of negotiations, the Tobacco Industry and the FAA finally reach an agreement for a smoking area […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The CEO of U-Haul sends former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel a thank you card and a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – PETA files a lawsuit on behalf of several poultry farmers against “The View”. The lawsuit alleges […]
U.S. & World History
U.S. & World History – The “St. Valentine’s Day Massacre” should be more appropriately called the “St. Valentine’s Day Mascara”, as the true account of what […]