Dear Blake, My boyfriend recently attended my family’s Christmas party. All my relatives were there. He wore old boots, jeans, old red sweatshirt, and an […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Yesterday through the use of my debit card, I contributed $100.00 to this company that called me on the phone, and informed me that they […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Every time I make New Year’s resolution, I end up breaking 100% of them within the first week. This year I want that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
By my own admission, my sense of humor has gotten increasingly warped. For instance, because they have no way of checking to see if I’m […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a fourteen year old girl. I have been a straight “A” student my entire life, and my IQ test suggest that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I just came up with a clever Christmas invention. I put two candy canes together, and used them to crush and open the shells of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a wife and four kids that mean the world. But every year they create the same problem that enrages me, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have been having an ongoing weird dream this holiday season. In my dream, gigantic dogs thousands of feet tall control the thunderclouds, as precipitation […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Christmas is almost here and I hate it! My husband, my teenage daughter, and my ten year old twin boys never get me […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine was telling me about an ongoing creepy dream he keeps having. He said he would constantly be walking through a haunted […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a very successful lawyer and my career has been flourishing for years. However, my family life is awful!!! I have four […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
As I was walking in the yard of a friend’s house approaching his front door, I saw a Super Soaker laying on the ground. Rather […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am 20 years old. I met a woman who seems to like me. But when I asked her out she said she […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
People please join me in my boycott against the Weather Channel!!! After years of research in the winter, I finally debunked the myth that no […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I just received the DNA test that confirmed the suspicion I have had for years, which is, my ten year old boy is […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine that lives in San Diego, always brags to me at how he often beats the odds, really proved it to me […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I really like Christmas lights, but only until New Year. I hate it when people still have their lights up on January 2nd. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was on a yacht with some friends listening to a band perform, when we were hit by a massive wave that threw everyone overboard. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, This Christmas I am on a tight budget. I still want to give people I care about gifts but my finances clearly limit […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was approaching an underpass when I saw about a hundred guys beneath it that worked as servers in restaurants. They were all complaining about […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Thanksgiving is next week and that’s when I start getting the holiday season blues. It is very depressing and a major struggle for […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I think Al Gore has crossed a line with his scientific rhetoric. He recently stated that the “burning bush” as described in the bible, was […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have four kids that can be fidgety as I prepare the Thanksgiving dinner and during the meal. They don’t realize the hard […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After months of geographical research, I have exposed another lie that the public has been fed over the years. I now have irrefutable proof that […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Next week I am getting married to a man that I genuinely love. We both went to two different colleges, and both of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My desire to be in my church choir got totally shot down. During rehearsal when I was trying to join, the musical director said in […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been married now for five years. For the most part I’m pretty happy, but my wife does something that drives me […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
It was a total of 26 of us boating out on the lake headed for a small island. When we got there, a few of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a nice guy, but I often get used by women that I date. I make a very good living as an […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Ok Christians, how well do you know the Old Testament? Here’s a question for you. What was the name of the tribe that regularly got […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My wife and I retired about six months ago after each one of us worked for forty years. Both of us had good […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In my opinion, criminals that get arrested with long rap sheets should get preferential treatment. Because if they have an extensive list of crimes that […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My 11-year-old son drives me crazy because his room is always a mess. He leaves clothes in a heap on the floor, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Even though I can’t prove it biblically, I think right before God created the earth, He went out and purchased a jar filled with summer, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m in my third year of college at Yale and I have been dating the same lady for three years. We have a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I just got back from the doctor after getting injured a couple of hours. What had happened was, I was listening to some music at […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I plan on getting married soon even though I am extremely insecure. I am concerned about my husband-to be cheating on me. He […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was relaxing on the edge of shore on a beach listening to the sounds of the surf, that was so serene, I fell asleep. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I will be going to college next year, and I aspire to get a degree in psychology because I would like to become […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
About two years ago, I was really surprised when the young couple next door decided to have a baby because they always struck me as […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am involved with a woman that I know will be devastated if I ended the relationship. I still care about her, but […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
As a Christian, it is improper to threaten someone with vengeance, and unfortunately that’s what I was recently guilty of. My best friend and I […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I made the mistake of marrying a momma’s boy, which is driving me out of my mind! We have no kids and he […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I date someone for the first time, I have one simple (subtle) test to determine their intelligence level. I always ask them when is […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am scheduled to get married at a small chapel next week. After giving it a lot of thought, I have decided that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Due to the continued acceptance of legalizing of marijuana, I wouldn’t doubt on Judgement Day as described in the Book of Revelation, that many sinners […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I recently saw the movie that came out in the 1970’s called “The Omen” and I was genuinely rattled. Do you think the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that I haven’t seen for a couple of years, that was addicted to eating laundry detergent. I saw him […]