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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Have Democrats found an alternative to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta’s latest report has been labeled “idiotic” and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump on Wednesday insisted that he was justified in branding the coronavirus…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden is now insisting that presidential campaign rallies be limited to 100 people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump campaign has sent a scathing letter to Twitter’s leadership after the platform…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mike Bloomberg’s shuttered presidential campaign is dismissing staffers across the country,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN commentator Angela Rye shamed black Trump supporters, arguing that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Chelsea Handler mocked after incorrectly suggesting President Trump only pardoned white people. Handler…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Chris Matthews is wondering if the Democratic Party would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After watching ESPN, Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now demanding a congressional investigation, alleging racism….

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Former Vice President and current presidential candidate, Joe Biden, has officially admit that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lebanon, New Hampshire – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., whose campaign may be in jeopardy due to financial…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tore up her copy of President Trump’s State of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Red-faced Iowa Democrats have zeroed in on a new culprit for the botched…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In remarks on the Senate floor Wednesday, Sen. Mitt Romney of Utah announced his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A 100-year-old retired Tuskegee Airman was lauded by President Donald Trump during his State…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico – Donald Trump has feuded with other candidates, reporters and TV networks during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An awkward exchange between Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., and Sen. Kamala Harris,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – The Iowa Democratic Party (IDP) still has not reported official vote totals in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Former Secretary of State John Kerry — one of Joe Biden’s highest-profile endorsers…

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