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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – California lawmakers on both sides of the aisle are requesting details from Gov. Gavin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump announced that he’s instructed the U.S. Navy to “shoot down and destroy”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As President Trump’s re-election campaign and a top pro-Trump super PAC step up efforts…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump announced that he will soon sign an executive order “to temporarily suspend…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump clashed with MSNBC personalities Tuesday morning as he went on a tear…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – While campaigning at Morris Brown AME Church, former Vice President Joe Biden laid…

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BREAKING NEWS -Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden slammed President Trump for choosing to not wear a face…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump announced at the White House coronavirus news briefing in the Rose Garden…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In nearly three weeks since former congressional staffer Tara Reade spoke…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders  suspended his presidential campaign and acknowledged that “Vice President Biden will…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic National Committee (DNC) chair Howard Dean has taken a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was named the recipient of this year’s Profile in Courage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are in for a shock as it pertains…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – A Democratic Michigan state lawmaker has credited President Trump’s publicizing of the anti-malarial drug…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump fired back at Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., in a scathing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump warned against “witch hunts” during the coronavirus pandemic after Speaker Nancy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. –  President Trump says he’d “love” to talk with Joe Biden about the coronavirus outbreak…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) is drafting legislation that would set up an independent commission…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A close-up of President Donald Trump’s notes shows where “Corona” was crossed out and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden attempts to a draw a clear distinction between himself and President Trump,…

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