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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., might want to brush up on some history after asserting,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton got defensive and compared himself to JFK…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN was slammed for hypocrisy over the weekend when the network glorified President John…

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BREAKING NEWS – Havana, Cuba – A video of an interview with former Cuban leader Fidel Castro that was recently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – After recently acquiring the medical files of all of the Commanders in Chief, the…

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