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Life through Blake’s eyes…

by: adminSeptember 30, 2023

The Count from Sesame Street got candid about him and his wife unable to have children. After the doctor told him that he was close […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminAugust 5, 2022

BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – A family from Baltimore, Maryland, filed a $25 million federal civil rights lawsuit, accusing the Philadelphia-area theme park Sesame […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJuly 20, 2022

BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Sesame Place in Philadelphia was accused of racism after a mother posted a video purportedly showing someone dressed as […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 17, 2022

BREAKING NEWS – North Huntingdon, Pennsylvania – A Pennsylvania school board voted to end mandatory streaming of a CNN-affiliated program in its middle school amid […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 9, 2021

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Erica Hill and Dr. Sanjay Gupta hosted a virtual town hall featuring various characters from […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 15, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Mayor Bill de Blasio is back in the public eye in the Big Apple […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 22, 2018

BREAKING NEWS – Teverina, Italy – The remains of what is being called the ‘Vampire of Lugnano’ have been uncovered in a 5th century Italian […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJuly 3, 2017

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a live chat, that featured reporter Clarissa Ward, Sherrie Westin from Sesame Street, International Rescue […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 20, 2017

BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS has now announced that Big Bird has been arrested for killing another Sesame Street character. The local sheriff […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminApril 15, 2016

BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Sesame Street unveils hijab-clad Muppet named Zari, who is a feminist from Afghanistan. According to a press release, Zari […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJanuary 1, 2016

BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Jeh Johnson the director of Homeland Security, has announced that terrorism has now reached Sesame Street. According to the […]

Featured, Weekends

Life through Blake’s eyes…

by: adminDecember 13, 2015

A friend of mine was telling me about an ongoing creepy dream he keeps having. He said he would constantly be walking through a haunted […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 14, 2015

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disney has done what many thought was impossible: they destroyed the Muppets. By making the Muppets “edgy” left-wing […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminAugust 25, 2015

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Another A-list celebrity break up after Kermit and Miss Piggy are calling it quits. According to a close friend […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminApril 28, 2015

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The frog that had stole the identity of Sesame Street star “Kermit”, died during surgery at Cedars-Sinai Hospital. […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 30, 2013

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PBS is now admitting that one of the favorite characters from Sesame Street “The Count”, was terrible at math […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJanuary 4, 2013

BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now suing Arab tv station Al Jazeera and the Qatar Media Corporation, for editing Sesame Street without […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 21, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The voice of Elmo and Muppeteer Kevin Clash, resigns from Sesame Street when a second person […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 15, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kevin Clash who is the voice of Elmo, maintains his innocence regarding allegations of him having sex with […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 10, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now demanding that President Obama stop using Big Bird in his campaign ads. Because he refuses to […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJune 7, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – Doha, Qatar – According to the Arab TV network Al Jazeera, Muslim detainees at Guantanamo Bay are regularly being tortured, by forcing […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 17, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg listens closely to Kermit the Frog’s public confession at Yankee Stadium. With slurred […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminApril 19, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muppets star Miss Piggy, now openly admits that she used to date Mayor Michael Bloomberg, while […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 14, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – Sesame Street – PBS is now admitting there is a rift on their famous children’s show between liberal and conservative Muppets, regarding […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminDecember 9, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – PBS and Sesame Street are still trying to address the unexpected issue of Grover converting to Islam, and moving […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 1, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Sesame Street – The District Attorney on Sesame Street states that the numbers “7” and “9” will be prosecuted for brutally assaulting […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJuly 12, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Brasov, Transylvania – A Muppet from Sesame Street visiting Transylvania, admits to police that he broke into a museum and stole several […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJune 1, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Homeland Security and the FBI are now investigating Bert from Sesame Street alleging that he has been supporting Osama […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 30, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Under intense pressure by the press, PBS reluctantly admits to the real reason why Kermit the Frog moved to San Francisco.

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJanuary 13, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Boca Raton, Florida – The National Enquirer say that they now have proof that Miss Piggy from Sesame Street had an affair around […]

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