BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Walmart wants to deploy in-store drones. Tired of searching far-flung corners of a big box retail store for that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Director James Cameron becomes the first person in more than 50 years to go to the bottom of the Mariana Trench in […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Considering the pathetic choices we’ll have when we vote in November, do you think voting booths should have barf bags?
COMMENTARY: For the counties and state that can’t afford to buy them, a Wal-Mart plastic bag and some breath mints will be ok. Just the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Adoption agencies nationwide are outraged at Wal-Mart’s plan to start selling babies over the counter. The retail giant defended […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton says he plans to sue any department store that uses the phrase “Black” Friday […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Reston, Virginia – The U.S. Geological Society have now confirmed that they recently had a few of their scientists lower a camera into the ground for […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What is or was your favorite thing to do to irritate a present or former mate?
COMMENTARY: When I wanted to really irritate my ex, I would start singing some old negro spirituals. We could be in the car, in the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Scientists, theologians, and archaeologists, are now intensely studying the Mayan calendar, which predicts the world will […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Because of the numerous injuries people have sustained in stores nationwide on Black Friday, Wal-Mart is […]