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Before Captain Hook lost his hand and co-starred in “Peter Pan”, he worked in a pet store. The following were his exact words moments before the accident, as he was trying to make a sale. “The aggressiveness of pit bulls has been grossly exaggerated. Watch how it ignores me as I gently place my entire fist in its mouth”.