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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and his two daughters are pictured giving a traditional Thanksgiving pardon to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – The Moore County Council in Lynchburg, Tennessee voted 10-5 to defeat a proposal to raise…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The most prominent member of the Super Committee Senator John Kerry, explains why they…

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“Be joyful always; pray continually; give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.”…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The term “Native” as in “Native Americans” is actually a typographical error that was printed in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several hospitals in New York City state that their hospital beds…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton says he plans to sue any department store that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Davis, California – University of California Davis Chancellor Linda Katehi, resists demands for her resignation. Occupiers/protestors are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a rare case of bipartisanship, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and Senator John Boehner, jointly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel states that he plans on cleaning up Chicago politics and to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Miami Police arrest Oneal Ron Morris after performing some dangerous surgery on an unidentified…

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The things that we most of the time take for granted are always those that deserve our gratitude. Be thankful…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A former secretary for Louis Farrakhan Leader of the Nation of Islam, states that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – A spokesman for Lucy Van Pelt from “Peanuts”, says she has no intention of…

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BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Pennsylvania – The district attorney rejects former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky’s suggestion to…

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“The unthankful heart… discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Scientists working with pest control companies believe that they now have…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was your most memorable Thanksgiving?

COMMENTARY: When I was around 12, both of my parents got laid off from their jobs. They couldn’t afford a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember about ten years ago at dawn, when I was walking along the beach on the Oregon coast. As I was…

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