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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – GOP leaders from two states have reportedly plotted a strategy to slow down Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Another A-list celebrity break up after Kermit and Miss Piggy are calling it quits….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a small rally, Hillary Clinton lead people in a prayer, focusing specifically on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and Vice President struggle to hold each other up while they were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Five employees who work at a federal watchdog agency tasked with rooting out fraud…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – ISIS is now refuting the White House claim that their No. 2 man Hajji…

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HEY YOU!  (A poem by Blake Grantham) Hey you, I’m not your man And I was never part of your…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, After 10 years of marriage and two young children, my wife and I are calling it quits. We…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My gullible best friend in Chicago wanted her lazy 25 year old son to start financially to the household. She…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am about to get married to a man that is very analytical and intelligent. He was actually…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently invested several $20 thousand into my home because I wanted to start using natural energy. I know there…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people are now asserting that President Obama is behind the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – PETA is backing Wile E. Coyote in his lawsuit against people that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – After the U.S. Supreme Court legalized same sex marriage nationwide, a group…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Las Vegas, Nevada – Hillary Clinton’s attempt to appear to be ignorant of today’s technology probably…

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