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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Gloucestershire, England – Hillary Clinton has admitted that she didn’t want to go to Donald Trump’s inauguration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department appointed Robert S. Mueller III, a former FBI Director, as special…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on “CBS Sunday Morning”, host Ted Koppel tell…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Retired veteran journalist Dan Rather offered a rallying cry on Facebook…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Secretary of State Colin Powell is pushing back on Hillary Clinton’s reported claims…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS is refusing to air advertisements for the new movie “Truth”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A group of 20 climate scientists dismayed by what they see as a lack…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan is now stating that he never believed Muslim terrorists flew planes into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An unidentified McKinley Middle School teacher sent students home with an assignment instructing them…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Film director Spike Lee may be in financial hot water after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – During the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library on the campus of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Shockwaves are still rippling through Hollywood, after Arnold Schwarzenegger in a “60 Minutes”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an extremely rare move, President Obama requested consultation from former President Bush regarding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dar es Salaam, Tanzania – Amnesty International is now under fire for demanding the arrest of former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – While being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, former President Bush stated that the biggest regret…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and Michelle, and former President George Bush and Laura were photographed moments…

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